Cullen Hiney Tingles

Title of this video is EPIC FAIL!

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Please tell me you notice it.

Gotta love the Man!

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WET & WILD

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What do you think he is thinking right now?

Just a little funny!

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Peter Porn

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Peter is a Womanizer

2009-08-03T21:01:00.000-07:00

To kick off our tribute to Peter Facinelli, we have a little something that will get you fired up over this gorgeous man. Hope you enjoy.

New Month, New Cullen Hottie

2009-08-03T20:58:00.000-07:00

We are counting down the days till the world premier of New Moon. Something we all have been waiting for. While we do this, we will be featuring a new Cullen Hottie each month. This month, it is Peter Facinelli aka Dr. Carlisle Cullen. There will be drool worthy picture, youtube videos, posts by crazed fans and some news worthy info for all of you on Team Carlisle. So sit back and enjoy and let the Carlisle Cullen Hiney Tingles begin.

Signs you are an Twi-addict

2009-07-17T22:30:00.000-07:00

You have surgery and are waking up and request Jackson, Robert and Twilight and not your hubby that came with you.

Is this addiction, I think so.

'Dread'

2009-07-14T18:40:00.000-07:00

Ok, I think J.Action looks amazing in any role that he plays!!

They really need to let us know what the release date is for this
movie 'cuz I really wanna see it!!

^And that smirk is SO HOT!!^
^I don't know why, but I love his hair in this picture ^And I DEFINITELY can't wait to see him shirtless!!

Damn does he look pissed in that picture!! LoL

Suspenders Anyone??

2009-07-14T17:58:00.000-07:00

Ok, I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one that would
LOVE to yank on those suspenders!!

I think I'm gonna have dreams about undressing this
Sexy Man tonight!!

That picture just screams 'Come And Get Me'!!
I only wish!!!!

Oh look, He's already started undressing for us!!
Suspenders look so hot hanging down around a guys ass.
Especially if that guy is J.Action!!!!

And I'd like to use Cathie's term
Vagina Osmosis!!

Jackson as Sokka

2009-07-13T23:49:00.000-07:00

Thanks to Jackson Rathbone online site, here he is dressed up as Sokka for The Last Airbender movie.

Here is the cartoon version of Sokka:

My house watchs this cartoon and I have seen the faces Sokka makes and I am sure JR can pull off Sokka's goofiness, but I do understand the skin shade differences-so lets not go there. I want to see this movie-but my family does not once they found out who was in it. Oh well. Me likes Jackson! He is a great actor!

In Bed With Jackson

2009-07-11T12:55:00.000-07:00

This man just makes my loins quiver. As Cathie puts it, "vaginal osmosis"
I gladly accept his invitation to join him in bed. Don't expect me around for several month as I will not let him leave. Anyone have bondage that I can use???

Fantastic Friday

2009-07-10T19:50:00.000-07:00

Oh kill me now. The Hat, the lips, the smirk, the pinstripes and all I can do is stare at your crotch. Seriously, I am 32 freaking years old and a 24 year should never have the vagina osmosis capacity that he has on me.

Anyway, I think it is the alcohol that is making my vagina respond more to this picture than my brain is. That vagina is always getting me in trouble with regards to Jackson.

Please, Jackson, if you ever stumble upon this blog in your late night of web surfing, please disregard everything that is typed. I am buzzed and slightly ashamed of myself for admitting that you do things to me based on a picture. It doesn't help that I was near you at Khyber and you smiled at me with those perfect teeth. It was the only time I think I was rendered speechless.

Vagina Osmosis

2009-07-09T19:45:00.000-07:00

I have it bad. This is when you look at pictures and all fluids leave your body and are somehow transported to your panties. Your mouth feels like cotton, your skin is taut with dehydration, but yet, the panties are soaked and you are horny for unattainable men.

I have this osmosis on a daily basis. I am a 30 year something lusting after 20 year old men. WTH is wrong with me? No 20 something has ever given me vagina osmosis-like ever. All men should dress like this daily. Vagina Osmosis #1
Can I join you there, Jackson. Look he has a treasure trail. HUGE ASS VAGAINA OSMOSIS #2
He looks all innocent and sweet here. Man can dress Vagina Osmosis #3

Seriously get me a new pair of panties. The ones I am wearing are soaked through and through.

Meaningful Monday

2009-07-06T20:44:00.000-07:00

That jaw makes me unproductive all day long, he is like yummy being all scruffy and the hair is dripping sweat. Does it make you unproductive as well? Lemme know.

INeedJacksonToHaveMohawkitis

2009-07-05T01:58:00.000-07:00

So....does anyone else feel the urge to just pull on his mohawk??
I know I do!!

And then that smile!!And those dimples!!I have one thing to say about this Sexy Man....

Jackson wants to celebrate the 4th with YOU!!!

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Jackson in Girlfriend

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He might be starring in this role which was passed along to him from his fellow band mate Jared. Read Article on the movie Girlfriend

Lets hope this movie gets made.....we can all use more Jackson in our daily life.

Jackson Porn

2009-07-03T18:43:00.000-07:00

Compliments of Twifans.com

Feel the need to send Monkey Mail?

2009-07-03T09:41:00.000-07:00

As some of the Twilight people know, Mr. Rathbone (god why does he have such a naughty sounding last name) and a few of his buddies have a band called 100 Monkeys. You can send them guitar picks-they are in dire need of them.
100 Monkeys
P.O.Box 48617
Los Angeles, CA 90015

Some people don't like their music, some people do. I like their music. It took me a few times-okay months-to listen to them. I turned the music on and was like shut it off.....making my ears bleed. Seriously, I couldn't stand the music. I am being honest here. Then one day, I was in a really crappy crappy mood and went to my trusty Myspace and clicked on Jello......and I laughed hysterically at the made up song. Then I made my way to the music again....I slowly started liking it. Now it is like I will listen to them here, I will even drive to PA to listen to them there, I will listen to them anywhere.

So he is one HOT SEXY MONKEY! I want him to be my Monkey Man....

Jackson Rathbone in all his hotness

2009-07-02T15:56:00.001-07:00

For the month of July, we are going to be featuring Jackson Rathbone and his character Jasper Hale. We will be posting seriously sexy pictures of him that will require a towel to wipe up the drool puddle left on your computer desk. We will run stories on him, provide hot videos and several other little goodies. So check in often for updates. If you have suggestions for this month with Jackson, please post them in the comments.

All Rob...All the time.....

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I am not Team Emmett....but OMG

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Just look at this body.......and feel free to drool at will. The Gods were smiling down on us the day this pic was taken. Now if only the pants were a little lower........

Emmett "I am looking at you, lets go to bed. You ready?"

Stay Tuned in....

2009-06-24T15:20:00.000-07:00

Starting next month, we are going to be making changes to the blog. We are going to run specials and feature one Cullen man each month. There will be polls, photos, stories, and clips of the featured character and their counterpart to drool over and have hot steamy dreams about. We may even throw in some added surprises to our loyal followers. So make sure to check in and enjoy.

Word Of Advice If You Ever Meet Jackson Rathbone

2009-06-24T15:03:00.000-07:00

Read this and take it to heart. Jackson tells all about what he looks for in a woman and about his perfect first date. And let me say this, Why can't all guys be as perfect as J.Action sounds. And I would love to shoot nerf guns at his bandmates!!

http://www.examiner.com/x-8107-NY-Beauty-Secrets-Examiner~y2009m6d23-Jackson-Rathbone-talks-women-cheating-and-how-to-seal-the-deal-for-a-second-date-with-him

This is what happens

2009-06-21T22:23:00.000-07:00

When you make fun of the Cullen Men in my house or anything Twilight related!

That is right, I lock them up with the dogs. They clearly enjoyed the punishment too much. I think they might be part of the wolf pact.

This is their leader:

They still bad mouth Twilight and the Cullens. But when they bad mouth or even think ill of ~~the wolves~~ ~~the Cullen Men~~ Twilight, she has been trained to bite them. The kids will learn to appreciate Twilight soon enough or the little killer ~~wolf~~ dog will cure them with her little sharp teeth. Just a matter of time.

He won!!!!

2009-06-19T22:41:00.001-07:00

i knew we could do it!

OMG...I love Having Peter in my head 24/7

2009-06-13T03:41:00.000-07:00

I follow Peter on Twitter. He has had "Single Ladies" song in his head for quite some time now. He twittered about it, he infected me. I am now singing randomly "If you liked it should put a ring on it" OMG...srsly!

Well, now I freaking dreaming about him getting to a half a million followers! How more obsessed can I be, I am up after going to bed at 1am and it is now 545am CST? I am dreaming about the man in a totally non-sexual way. Can you believe this-in a nonsexual way? I want to see this video of his friend walking down Hollywood BLvd in a bikini-Peter is thinking it will be yellow (do not sing the yellow polka dot song Cathie) holding a sign that says Twitter me while singing 'Single Ladies', if for some reason the Twilight Fandom fails Peter in this conquest, then Peter has to give up his Twilight actors chair to his friend. I think for our entertainment purposes seeing a grown man in a bikini singing is more fun! Lets do this!

I only wish.

2009-06-12T17:59:00.000-07:00

Tweet Alert!!!

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If you twitter, follow Peter Facinelli (aka Dr. Cullen). He made a bet with his friend Rob DeFranco that he could get half a million followers by next Friday. We need to help out our favorite DR so come one, come all and Follow the Great Dr.

http://twitter.com/peterfacinelli

Sexytime with Bella and Edward

2009-06-07T02:17:00.000-07:00

I have no idea who made these gifs, but there is a story to them. I am going to tell you the story.

Bella, I am tired of just kissing you all the time, so I had a talk with my hot brothers and they gave me house shattering pointers.Like having sex standing up.

Bella, love, I am glad you agree....hold on going to fast, I am going to jizz my pants.Um they said to slow me down to try dry humping me like a spider monkey in a tree.....I think Emmett wants to laugh at me. They also suggested role playing, but I am afraid of this one Bella, what if I kill you? Does my face give away that I stole your virtue and we had pre-marital sex? I mean, Bella, we are grinning like the teenagers filled with angst that we are. I hope the warewolf doesn't find out.

Bulge Take 2

2009-06-04T12:29:00.001-07:00

Is Chris Hansen around? I am dead! You can see the details...it is all in the details. Um....can we say hung like a wolf? I think we can! LOL

Obvious bulging....

2009-06-04T10:39:00.001-07:00

OMG even though he is only 17 at the moment, this man is HUNG. Look at the bulge. He can do me any day of the week.

June 2 will be renamed

2009-06-02T09:26:00.000-07:00

Twilight election day!

We have Twilight fan fiction voting going on here: The Sparkle Awards
I haven't read a lot of these stories, but I am now that they are nominated.

Vote for Robert as Hottest Man Ever Made (or some thing like that): Vanity Fair

Taylor is another Hot But Not Yet Legal Man: Hello Magazine

So there cast some votes if you are bored.

HOT DAYUM!

2009-06-01T08:40:00.001-07:00

Okay I don't have Showtime in my tv package. I am cheap, what can I say? Well after screaming like a 12 year old girl half the night with Twilight and MTV, my directv was showing the premeire episode of Nurse Jackie on like channel 101. I was curious, b/c Peter Fuckable plays in it. He is now Dr. Fuckable! He is not compassionate in this role, he plays a cocky arrogant know it all asshole, that doesn't listen to the nurses when it comes to patients and their care that is needed. But still Peter in a lab coat....hello...hiney tingles. Well he gets told off on and I loved it! Nurse Jackie had no problem putting Dr. Fuckable in his place. I forgot Peter's character name-hello I was distracted. I really want Showtime again, this is a show I would so watch. I loved it!

This picture is just um yeah. DROOL....hello Fuckbable!

Twicast

2009-05-31T22:11:00.000-07:00

Notice Rob and everyone looking in KStew's direction? I am sure he is thinking, 'fucking birdy KStew dissed me on national tv for best kiss....I will show her birdbrain ass in Eclipse.' Then again why is everyone staring in her direction EXPECT for Ashley Greene! I love that girl....she is so my girl crush! She is a Cullen and can give the tingles out! LOL

RPatz best line ever!

2009-05-31T20:31:00.000-07:00

Please let it not be shit and let it be his penis! DEAR ROBERT I know you meant your penis, deep down I am sure your pants can't contain all your British loverod! Please I need to stop thinking of your Penis......HELP ME Robert, you are my only hope!

WTH

2009-05-31T20:29:00.001-07:00

Why you got to be a bitch KStew? Did you see his face? Was Oregano in the audience or are you that bad of a kisser?

New Moon

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Enjoy before it gets pulled!

J.Action'sJaw

2009-05-31T15:26:00.000-07:00

Yeah.....I have been looking at this picture too much since last Saturday. That jaw line, the sweat, his neck, his lips. EEK! I am a married woman and thinking of a man 8 years younger then me. I know that is very wrong of me, but I can't help myself.

He exudes sex and self confidence on stage. His smile is contagious, his sex eyes, the way he works the crowd.

I didn't drive to Philly to see 100 Monkeys live-I could care less, I liked their music, but not enough to warrant the drive, I went to Philly to meet my girls and have kid free weekend time. Jackson was the cherry on top, the creme de la creme. His jaw though has invaded my thoughts....damn jaw bone.....sweat......smile.....lips.....damn veins.....sweat.....his voice......his persona. It was really awesome to be less than 2 feet from him and say high and tell him he is an awesome actor and give him a shirt and hear him tell you he thinks the shirt is really cool and see his smile.

I also meet some awesome people on that trip as well, Abby and Kristina. We have kept in touch and I am glad for that. Maybe they would love to write on this blog one day. I know one of them is more team Emmett than me and the other is team Jacob. LOL. Me, I am all team Jackson and Robert! Damn their jaw bones! Bones should NOT look that freaking great!

I am going to cry-movie spoiler

2009-05-27T18:25:00.000-07:00

I decided last week that I wasn't going to watch or view any NM material. I want to be surprised with Chris's vision of this book. I don't want to ruin my present. It makes the blogs I visit and read real quick. Then Volterra happened and pictures were leaked, my mouth dropped to the floor drool come out of the sides of my mouth rendering me speechless and a bubbling fool. I think my panties got saturated faster than a corvette can go from 0-60.

This is my favorite scene in the book and I think when they show this on a 50 ft screen-um yeah bring out the tissues. The passion is there between the two of them-there is no denying it. It also helps that Rob is HOT and has been working out. He is going to look fantastic....I hope they can do better sparkle.

Jackson and his sexy voice....

2009-05-26T10:34:00.000-07:00

Had to share this wonderful video with my fellow bloggers. His vooice is so sexy...hell he is so sexy. You all can join me in major jizzage over this man. Yummy

HELLO HINEY TINGLES!!!

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HELLO JACKSON!!!

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Lucky slappers wouldn't you say?

I would like to say

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That I am happy 100 Monkeys decided on a venue! Thank you guys. I will see you on Saturday at 9pm in front! I will the one wearing all black! This trip has been dubbed Slapperfest 2009! Camera is ready, liver is ready for major detoxing action that will be needed on Sunday, got dirty thoughts running through my mind over J.Action.

Seriously this man is HOT! He has taken over my Robert Obsession! I will always adore Robert, but Jackson needs some Twilight Appreciation and Love!

My own version of a Dear John letter.....

2009-05-17T22:40:00.000-07:00

Dear J.Action,

I love you. You know that right? I decided a month ago one late night too look up 100 Monkeys. I fell in love with the sound. So different and the band is an indie band-I support starving artists. I noticed you WERE playing in NJ, cool I think! I can go there and hook up with some buddies of mine and see you live. All is set in motion. Then 2 weeks ago, your band changed venues to Kenny's. Okay cancel that NJ hotel, rebook hotel in Southampton. Make reservations for dinner at Kenny's to guarantee entrance in venue to get up close and personal to you. I mean those plans stuck for a good 10 days or so. Then Friday, I am getting all these texts saying once again your lovely band changed venue again! Cancel Southampton room, get new room in Philly. Find out this is a order ahead of type event. I am thinking you will stay with this event, yes?

As I was saying I love you J.Action and your band; but if you change the venue again 4 days out-I am afraid I will have to break up with you and not support the 100 Monkeys. Oh and coin purse kicking will happen. I NEED you to understand that you have to stay at new venue-I am afraid my hubby will not be happy with any more long distance calls to verify hotel/band/reservation calls. Oh and if this club sells out of tickets, so help me someone-there will be blood. It wouldn't be so bad, if I knew for certain you were coming to IL, but you aren't yet.

I think the Twi-~~moms~~ fans are responsible for all this venue changing! We all want to show are support of the band and all its members. I know there is a Jared, 2 Bens, an Uncle Larry and a Jackson and a banana manager.

That is all for now J.Action. Consider yourself warned! This is your only warning!

Cathie who will hopefully still love you come Saturday night at 9pm!

Happy Birthday Rob!

2009-05-13T22:06:00.000-07:00

Can I say the DNA molecules are doing a great job on this man! Look at his jaw line. SWOON! I love men that have stubble on their face, it makes for more fun, IknowyouknowwhatImean!

You are gem in this world. Stay true to yourself and be good to yourself. That is all I ask.

Some how this song is no longer in the playlist and it is one of my favorites from him!

I am conflicted!

2009-05-11T21:13:00.000-07:00

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.ap.org/woman-finds-39twilight39-sequel-script-trash-ap

Basically this woman found the movie script of NM in the trash can and returned it back to Summit. It has not been authenticated, but she is being rewarded with seeing the movie as it premieres opening weekend.

I would have done the same, but I would have photocopied it and placed it under my bed and been on it like a ham to cheese in a sandwich.

Then again, it would be like the worst possible way to spoil a present, you know, if in fact it was the real script!

There are some good people in the world and they do the right thing!

12 more days!

2009-05-11T09:19:00.000-07:00

Yes this blog is getting a lot run down with Jackson, but I am excited! I snagged that from Livejournal

Great thing I love their music!

Since my hubby is protesting my new hair

2009-05-09T10:11:00.001-07:00

I found this over at Twifans:

He likes it and now all is right in the world! Thanks Jackson! This hair length is so much better-the one time shorter is better. I know you aren't short....oh I must stop before I get all tingly in my nether regions.

What we will not do

2009-05-07T21:53:00.000-07:00

I figure there is enough blogs out there to report all the goings on the set of New Moon and all the other projects the cast is doing and I can't afford to stalk sets or the nightlife of the cast. I am a 32 year old mom of 2....I try to have what appears to be a normal life in the midst of Twilight fever. Even though, Kellan will be an hour from me doing his Nightmare on Elm Street movie....yet I am resisting the urge to find out the exact details.

What we can do, is post hot pictures.....with our comments. They make our hiney tingles in uber major ways!

We can tell you about great smut fanfiction.....dear lord, I get caught up in them....I lose all track of time and sense of family fulfillment.

We can post pictures of us at the upcoming get together of Slapperfest 2009 in PA to see 100 Monkeys-okay I will admit that is a little obsessive to drive 800 miles to see Jackson, but I am dubbing it my Mommy's day gift and seeing some great friends WITHOUT the kids in tow....so it is not that bad. What can go wrong with 7 women at a bar, drinking and dancing and oogling Jackson? That is right! Nothing can go wrong.

May I interest you in 100 Monkeys?

2009-05-06T23:08:00.000-07:00

That is right in 16 days a few girls (some people from this blog) from around the continental United States are hooking up and hitting Burlington, NJ up! We are going to see Jackson's band! We dig their music, we dig them and we want to get together for a night of laughs and giggles and drinks galore!

We hope to meet him and get some pictures. We also DO know the other band members names. There is Jared, 2 Bens and Jackson. We don't want to appear as total Twi-mom losers, you know.

Why does Jackson and Robert make smoking looks so damn sexy? I tried to smoke and look dumb and unsexy, they smoke and might as well be lighting up a freaking Rolex 24 k gold cigarette! Holy Hotness!

See what I did to him

2009-04-30T15:30:00.001-07:00

I laid him down in the water and made his ass wet. My bad. Oh well, those pants need to cum off now anyway! Remember family motto of his: Nicely...but firmly....Hiney tingles are approaching!

I have been on a Jackson kick lately

2009-04-29T12:50:00.001-07:00

I found this image of him and naughty thoughts arrived in my head. I mean c'mon I can lie him down in the water and run my fingers through his hair and be a naughty girl with him! I know he doesn't get much publicity as Robert or Kellan, but he is HOT! Very much so. I dig him.

I think all men should dress like this, okay at least my husband-he needs to get out of the sweats and t-shirt mode.

He makes my hiney tingle so much. Oh I am seeing his band 100 Monkeys in Jersey over Memorial Day weekend! You bet your ass I am going to try to meet him!

oh and his family motto of Nicely but Firmly.....did not do well with the images of him I have of him! I would love to experience him nicely but firmly all night long.

My Sims Life with the Cullens

2009-04-28T14:45:00.000-07:00

Introducing the Cullen's

Poor Edward is Over there all by him self, Not to worry ladies

As he is all mine now ;)

We got Married in a beautiful ceremony in the Snow with all his family

We even laied under the stars

Best part is we get to WooHoo all the time,

and Ladies He is the best ever :0

Ever Wonder why the Cullen's never cook? Well here is your answer..

Surprised they didn't Burn their house down.

Just look at Edwards face He is all like

What!? What!?

And for your Viewing pleasure,I wanted to make sure I posted Edward on the potty, And look he is even reading the news paper ;) But believe me You do NOT want to go in there when he is done..LMAO

Hope You enjoyed this Broadcast Message

Stay tuned for the Death of Bella.;)

hmmmm......

2009-04-28T14:18:00.000-07:00

I was told about a movie called Hurt starring Jackson. So I goggled the movie deets and I can't find a release date. I will have to wait. Patience is not my thing, me and waiting do not go together well.

Anyway....why did I have to search through 33 pages of google images to find Jackson shirtless? It wasn't even full on frontal chest shot either. I see Kellan shirtless on the first page. He is too sexy for his shirt, Robert is shirtless (it can be photoshopped whatever) 3 pages in. He is modest. I get it. Peter has his chest showing in 2 pictures on the first page. Hell lets google the images for TL-yes typical teenage boy showing his abs in three pictures on the first page.

Hello Jackson, please show us your chest more. Same for you Robert. You two are hot, I need to see more skin. Thankyouforyourcooperation

I have a confession

2009-04-26T19:56:00.000-07:00

Dear Office of Names Person,

I realize you are busy, but can you tell me who approved of the Facinelli last name and its pronunciation? I talk fast and it never comes out right. It comes out as Fineashell

Or most commonly Peter Fuckable. I know I am acting on behalf of Peter, but the evidence presents itself. Is he not Fineashell or Fuckable? I knew you would agree with my assessment.
Thanks for your attention to this matter
Sincerely,
Me.

GOOD LORD!

2009-04-25T11:20:00.000-07:00

So I was browsing today and that picture over at Pillow Biters caught my attention. Hello Kellan please bite me like that..you look SUPER DELICIOUS and I am told I TASTE SUPER DELICIOUS....please I am asking this of you: Oh, for the love of all that’s holy I NEED you to bite me! kthanksbye!

UGH

2009-04-25T10:55:00.000-07:00

I was awoken by my loving, erratic hare-brained husband. I am using that term loosely. He woke me up and said I will watch Twilight with you. I jumped out of my bed and landed 5 feet away and was like YES, you are so getting lucky tonight. Then he says follow me, so I did and he got on the computer and showed me this. He then hit the sample link and I watched it and told him to fuck off. The funny part was them making fun of KS acting skills.

So should I kill him or humor him? You tell me.

Comparison picture to one below

2009-04-24T06:33:00.000-07:00

He might do more manscaping now, but they pictures look similiar....see the way his ass curves in on the side. Okay I said his ass and I have to take a cold shower. I am looking at his pubes too much for 840am on a Friday. He makes me naughty. My hubby thanks him. My oogling the Cullen men is his very happy gain!

HOT...HOT...FUCKING HOT,..check out the hair and I dont mean the stuff up north......Drool

2009-04-22T22:09:00.001-07:00

I am picking myself up off the floor....OMG....drooling, I can feel the "O" coming....ugh...***moans***

More Smutty Comments!

2009-04-20T14:36:00.001-07:00

Lainey is something else, but her pics fuel my naughty thoughts for this man. Shoot me now kthanxs!

I should not have naughty thoughts about his man while he is standing in front of a church sign. I think I covet him too much. If I confess my sins, will I have to Hail Robert? I think I can hail him.

Then the sign says push to enter and I am pushing, but I can't enter. Damnit all to hell. Oh well.....

Nightly Convos....

2009-04-19T23:53:00.000-07:00

So Nikki and I were chatting on facebook, like we do most nights. People will tell you they think we are vampires. We aren't-we know the Cullen are fictional-but dammit why do they have to be? Stephenie, we blame you for the Cullen men for taking over our lives with sparkly HAWT vampires. Okay maybe the actors are to blame. They got some fine DNA going on!

Anyway, I digress. So our nightly talks always turn to something sexual. I blame RP for my sudden spike in hornyness.....I mean c'mon.....hello jawporn! It is hard to just put one picture up.....damn his fine jaw. I want to lick his jaw bone and nibble....how does a freaking jaw bone turn on a girl? Nevermind millions of women with the same thoughts of his jaw. There I go again digressing about that damn jaw of his. EGAD....I will get to the point of this post....hold on being distracted again by his hawtness

Okay getting to the point of this post. We obsess about Robert, we talk about Robert, we dream about the man, we want to take him home with us. We talk about going to Vancouver to seduce him. All this comes about from an innocent topic of what we did on a Sunday afternoon.
Snippet of conversation: Never mind typos.....we type fast when we are all worked up thinking about Robert...you would too!

Nikki:What should we title the post (the one below)

Cathie: I have no clue

Nikki:would they get offended of I wrote "kellan and peter...Hot Damn"

Cathie:nah it is about all teh Cullen men. Then I give her this link Robert...Who and write who the hells carries around a Twilight book with them to a freaking club?

Nikki:who knows, weirdos?

Cathie:that shit is too funny-in regards to the post below. I would stalk Robert like no tomorrow if I was in Vancouver

N: I am right there with you sista.

C: then I would be like uh uh duh

N:I would do the talking for you (isn't she a fantastic friend)

C:with drool hanging out my mouth trying to think of something to say the man
or I would say the first thing that came to mind and it would be Please fuck me

N:"yeah this is my friend Cathie, she is majorly jonesing for you, can you help her out, we have a hotel room near by"

C:fuck the room

he can take me right there

you can join in

N: yeah that would ruin his career when the pics hit the net

sex in public (she is always so rational and on the lookout for his career)

C: what a way to ruin it

N: r u kidding, we don't want to share his goods for the whole world to see, that is for our eyes only

C: okay I will try to control myself until we get to the car

N: much better (she has all the self control)

C: the car has to have tainted windows

N: Yes

C: this is the shit we should be blogging about (I am always swearing)oh woman alive the things I would do to that man (yes I am random in my thought process)

N: the threesome would be awesome, he would never want to leave (mind you we have never done 3somes, but willingly to consider for the sake of Robert)

C: got that right

once he has the best he ain't going to want the rest

N: nope

fuck all those other women, he is ours

see I can share if it is with the right person

so you copyin and pastin? (talking about this here post, she has random thoughts as well, hence why we get along so well!)

C: I got distracted by RP pics of him at the mertopole

N: LOL

Now you have a glimpse into the minds of Cathie and Nikki! We are crazy ass chicks

Kellan & Peter....Hot Damn

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These pants are holding back my junk. I gotz to adjust my belt.

Kellan is like oh I have to sing this Robert song...that man is my idol

yeah her trying to ride a bike and cliff dive. might as well eat her now

Man that Jacob is a pansy ass our vampires ass can take him down

Peter-the hand never leaves my belt-I gotz to contain my jizz

I guess he is not perfect afterall

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He is a fantastic guitar player and he failed at Rock Band!!! I have tried to play many times, but I am not coordinated enough to hit the buttons and do that bar!

But look at his fingers....I bet those things are magical in their own special way!!!!

Peter on Bonnine Hunt

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Peter needs to be mentioned....after all he is a 'Cullen' man!

Perfect Timing!

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My son Jacob and I were at an indoor water park and I took him on his first waterslide! He was scared, but being the great mom I am, put in on the tube and told him to hold on and enjoy the ride!

So he is screaming in delight as we go down and tells me we have to do this again! I oblige the little man. He asks me 'Mommy, what am I feeling?'

Now wait for it.....

Wait for it.....

I tell him 'you had an adrenaline rush, it is common, you can google it.' To which he replies 'Mom, I am not Edward!'

I about peed my bathing suit! I mean how more perfect of a response to his question!

Robert Ode

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All I want in my whole life
Is to curl my fingertips up against your spine
To hear you moan and to reel
To groan as I kneel
To feel you peel your flesh from mine
And know that you are satisfied
As I lick and devour
Your power over me.

courtesy of a great slapper!

Well CullenHiney Tingles Queen is home

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I was on vacation and I see my fellow Hiney Tingle Girls were absent from posting! They best have a great excuse like they were raped by Robert, Kellan, Jackson or Peter or I am going to have to ground them.

Well anyway enjoy the RobPorn!

Twilight Nominated...

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The 2009 MTV movie awards are coming up and Twilight has been nominated for several categories. Follow the link below, vote, and help our favorite movie win as many as possible.

http://www.mtv.com/ontv/movieawards/2009/categories.jhtml

Rob Says Happy Easter

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Twilight New Moon Movie and Twilight Movie

My new Product idea

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I have decided I really don't want to work in the economy-it suxballsk?

So I have decided that I would take it upon myself to go up to Vancouver and meet Rob and the other "Cullen" Men. Here is the idea-make real life versions of the men's junk and manufacture vibes. I mean who wouldn't love to have a real life size miniRP, miniJackson, MiniPeter, or miniKellan. I say mini loosely meaning I hope they aren't mini and acutally nicely equipped down there! Getting the boys to cooperate might be a problem, but I am going to try. We can really be millionaires as I see once these 'toys' hit shelves there will be none left in less than 5 minutes.

See a need fill a need!

Jackson IS a sexy thing

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Giving Jackson a post of his very own.

And a pic of Rob that I particularly like...

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"Ode to Rob" - by FM21

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Dear Rob,
Oh, how I do love thee,
Please make love to me.
I don't care if you stink,
I'll bathe you - *wink, wink*.
From your luscious lips,
to your sexy hips,
I can't help but stare
I'll kiss you everywhere.
Your in my dreams nightly,
In which you hold me tightly.
Oh, Rob, your the hottest hot,
And I love when you kiss that spot.
Oh, wait, that's my fantasy,
Sigh...this is what you do to me.
I can't ever even concentrate,
You must be my soul-mate.
No, I'm not some crazy girl-fan,
But you are one fine, fine man.
You can come to me anytime,
My hubby won't even mind.
Because you are my free-pass,
So, come and bring that sexy ass!
Hugs and Kisses,
Me

Introducing Sara

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Another Slapper comes out to play! I'm Sara, single mom of 3 great kids and complete Twilight Junkie. LOL I'm secretly trying to figure out how to Get Edward and Jasper in bed(especially a dirty 3some) ;) In the meantime I'll work on testing and Development for BoRPattz! LOL I hope I didn't give too much away ;)

Clips and news on Rob from MTV News

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Here are some clips and highlights from Rob's upcoming movie "Little Ashes"

http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1608653/story.jhtml

Enjoy!

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Rob is just a tool...a big hard tool!

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found over at ROBsessed. Many F Bombs-my favorite word!

Today on Good Friday

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How shall I worship The HOLY GREATNESS on this HOLY DAY?

<-------------
First I shall wear this

Wait for The Cullen Men to show up at my door.

Seduce them with a homecooked dinner-this is special- because lately I hardly cook. I rather be looking at Robjaw Porn. Or a barechested Kellan or Emo Jasper or Peter in his Boxers.

Anyway in Honor of Good Friday this will be Rob when he walks into my house and sees my outfit and a homecooked meal....he will be speechless. We won't eat the meal, b/c we will be having the sexy time right there in the kitchen.

This post was thought about by Cathie and is based on her dreams last night.

Hello All

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I guess it is my turn to intro myself. I am Nikki and like Cathie, I am totally addicted to Twilight and the Cullen Men. I also did not want to over-run my blog with Twilight talk and my obsession because my family and friends do not understand my obsession. So when Cathie asked me to help out, I was so excited. Just another way for me to live through my guilty pleasures.

This should be a fun and interesting blog with the many different writers we will have on here. There will also be lickable pictures and various other things to make this place enjoyable. I would like to thank Cathie for the wonderful idea and inviting me along to help. I am really excited about this and looking forward to all the fun.

Happy Hiney Tingles to all.

Howdy!

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Hey you all, this is Cathie. I had an idea to start a blog on the Twilight Saga only b/c my personal blog was always having RP and the other Cullen men on it and taking away from my true purpose of blogging about my kids adventures and my mishandling of those adventures. I knew I would need help in this adventure and wanted some other people's writing style also reflected on the blog.

So a fellow and talented Slapper, Nikki, signed up to help with this blog. We meet on a Twilight message board, became friends on Facebook and well the rest is history. There is no turning back for us in this obsession of Twilight. We have been up to 2am the past couple of nights thinking of this blog and what we wanted to do with it. We really want to have fun, be naughty and have a grand old time.

Give Nikki a shoot out! She is amazing and talented and so patient. She designed the banner and layout and we both learned about coding on blogger. I did the really really hard crap! I found the music and embedded it. I broke a sweat. LOL!

Enjoy the Cullen Hiney Tingles and let more of the obsession begin!

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New Moon Movie posters created by me.

Time to kick off the Hiney Tingles

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All shall worship me on Good RobDay