Welcome Slappers and Fellow Twihards

This is a blog to celebrate and appreciate the wonderful casting job of the Cullen Men. Feel free to drool, daydream, and hallucinate about these wonderful men and the georgous characters that they play.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

All Rob...All the time.....

I am not Team Emmett....but OMG

Just look at this body.......and feel free to drool at will. The Gods were smiling down on us the day this pic was taken. Now if only the pants were a little lower........

Emmett "I am looking at you, lets go to bed. You ready?"

Stay Tuned in....

Starting next month, we are going to be making changes to the blog. We are going to run specials and feature one Cullen man each month. There will be polls, photos, stories, and clips of the featured character and their counterpart to drool over and have hot steamy dreams about. We may even throw in some added surprises to our loyal followers. So make sure to check in and enjoy.

Word Of Advice If You Ever Meet Jackson Rathbone

Read this and take it to heart. Jackson tells all about what he looks for in a woman and about his perfect first date. And let me say this, Why can't all guys be as perfect as J.Action sounds. And I would love to shoot nerf guns at his bandmates!!


Sunday, June 21, 2009

This is what happens

When you make fun of the Cullen Men in my house or anything Twilight related!

That is right, I lock them up with the dogs. They clearly enjoyed the punishment too much. I think they might be part of the wolf pact.

This is their leader:

They still bad mouth Twilight and the Cullens. But when they bad mouth or even think ill of the wolves the Cullen Men Twilight, she has been trained to bite them. The kids will learn to appreciate Twilight soon enough or the little killer wolf dog will cure them with her little sharp teeth. Just a matter of time.

Friday, June 19, 2009

He won!!!!

i knew we could do it!

Saturday, June 13, 2009

OMG...I love Having Peter in my head 24/7

The search for 500K followers on Twitter

I follow Peter on Twitter. He has had "Single Ladies" song in his head for quite some time now. He twittered about it, he infected me. I am now singing randomly "If you liked it should put a ring on it" OMG...srsly!

Well, now I freaking dreaming about him getting to a half a million followers! How more obsessed can I be, I am up after going to bed at 1am and it is now 545am CST? I am dreaming about the man in a totally non-sexual way. Can you believe this-in a nonsexual way? I want to see this video of his friend walking down Hollywood BLvd in a bikini-Peter is thinking it will be yellow (do not sing the yellow polka dot song Cathie) holding a sign that says Twitter me while singing 'Single Ladies', if for some reason the Twilight Fandom fails Peter in this conquest, then Peter has to give up his Twilight actors chair to his friend. I think for our entertainment purposes seeing a grown man in a bikini singing is more fun! Lets do this!

Friday, June 12, 2009

I only wish.

Tweet Alert!!!

If you twitter, follow Peter Facinelli (aka Dr. Cullen). He made a bet with his friend Rob DeFranco that he could get half a million followers by next Friday. We need to help out our favorite DR so come one, come all and Follow the Great Dr.


Sunday, June 7, 2009

Sexytime with Bella and Edward

I have no idea who made these gifs, but there is a story to them. I am going to tell you the story.

Bella, I am tired of just kissing you all the time, so I had a talk with my hot brothers and they gave me house shattering pointers.Like having sex standing up.

Bella, love, I am glad you agree....hold on going to fast, I am going to jizz my pants.Um they said to slow me down to try dry humping me like a spider monkey in a tree.....I think Emmett wants to laugh at me. They also suggested role playing, but I am afraid of this one Bella, what if I kill you? Does my face give away that I stole your virtue and we had pre-marital sex? I mean, Bella, we are grinning like the teenagers filled with angst that we are. I hope the warewolf doesn't find out.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Bulge Take 2

Is Chris Hansen around? I am dead! You can see the details...it is all in the details. Um....can we say hung like a wolf? I think we can! LOL

Obvious bulging....

OMG even though he is only 17 at the moment, this man is HUNG. Look at the bulge. He can do me any day of the week.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

June 2 will be renamed

Twilight election day!

We have Twilight fan fiction voting going on here: The Sparkle Awards
I haven't read a lot of these stories, but I am now that they are nominated.

Vote for Robert as Hottest Man Ever Made (or some thing like that): Vanity Fair

Taylor is another Hot But Not Yet Legal Man: Hello Magazine

So there cast some votes if you are bored.

Monday, June 1, 2009


Okay I don't have Showtime in my tv package. I am cheap, what can I say? Well after screaming like a 12 year old girl half the night with Twilight and MTV, my directv was showing the premeire episode of Nurse Jackie on like channel 101. I was curious, b/c Peter Fuckable plays in it. He is now Dr. Fuckable! He is not compassionate in this role, he plays a cocky arrogant know it all asshole, that doesn't listen to the nurses when it comes to patients and their care that is needed. But still Peter in a lab coat....hello...hiney tingles. Well he gets told off on and I loved it! Nurse Jackie had no problem putting Dr. Fuckable in his place. I forgot Peter's character name-hello I was distracted. I really want Showtime again, this is a show I would so watch. I loved it!

This picture is just um yeah. DROOL....hello Fuckbable!