Welcome Slappers and Fellow Twihards

This is a blog to celebrate and appreciate the wonderful casting job of the Cullen Men. Feel free to drool, daydream, and hallucinate about these wonderful men and the georgous characters that they play.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Signs you are an Twi-addict

You have surgery and are waking up and request Jackson, Robert and Twilight and not your hubby that came with you.

Is this addiction, I think so.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009


Ok, I think J.Action looks amazing in any role that he plays!!
They really need to let us know what the release date is for this
movie 'cuz I really wanna see it!!
^And that smirk is SO HOT!!^
^I don't know why, but I love his hair in this picture ^And I DEFINITELY can't wait to see him shirtless!!
Damn does he look pissed in that picture!! LoL

Suspenders Anyone??

Ok, I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one that would
LOVE to yank on those suspenders!!
I think I'm gonna have dreams about undressing this
Sexy Man tonight!!
That picture just screams 'Come And Get Me'!!
I only wish!!!!
Oh look, He's already started undressing for us!!
Suspenders look so hot hanging down around a guys ass.
Especially if that guy is J.Action!!!!
And I'd like to use Cathie's term
Vagina Osmosis!!

Monday, July 13, 2009

Jackson as Sokka

Thanks to Jackson Rathbone online site, here he is dressed up as Sokka for The Last Airbender movie.

Here is the cartoon version of Sokka:

My house watchs this cartoon and I have seen the faces Sokka makes and I am sure JR can pull off Sokka's goofiness, but I do understand the skin shade differences-so lets not go there. I want to see this movie-but my family does not once they found out who was in it. Oh well. Me likes Jackson! He is a great actor!

Saturday, July 11, 2009

In Bed With Jackson

This man just makes my loins quiver. As Cathie puts it, "vaginal osmosis"
I gladly accept his invitation to join him in bed. Don't expect me around for several month as I will not let him leave. Anyone have bondage that I can use???

Friday, July 10, 2009

Fantastic Friday

Oh kill me now. The Hat, the lips, the smirk, the pinstripes and all I can do is stare at your crotch. Seriously, I am 32 freaking years old and a 24 year should never have the vagina osmosis capacity that he has on me.

Anyway, I think it is the alcohol that is making my vagina respond more to this picture than my brain is. That vagina is always getting me in trouble with regards to Jackson.

Please, Jackson, if you ever stumble upon this blog in your late night of web surfing, please disregard everything that is typed. I am buzzed and slightly ashamed of myself for admitting that you do things to me based on a picture. It doesn't help that I was near you at Khyber and you smiled at me with those perfect teeth. It was the only time I think I was rendered speechless.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Vagina Osmosis

I have it bad. This is when you look at pictures and all fluids leave your body and are somehow transported to your panties. Your mouth feels like cotton, your skin is taut with dehydration, but yet, the panties are soaked and you are horny for unattainable men.

I have this osmosis on a daily basis. I am a 30 year something lusting after 20 year old men. WTH is wrong with me? No 20 something has ever given me vagina osmosis-like ever. All men should dress like this daily. Vagina Osmosis #1
Can I join you there, Jackson. Look he has a treasure trail. HUGE ASS VAGAINA OSMOSIS #2
He looks all innocent and sweet here. Man can dress Vagina Osmosis #3

Seriously get me a new pair of panties. The ones I am wearing are soaked through and through.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Meaningful Monday

That jaw makes me unproductive all day long, he is like yummy being all scruffy and the hair is dripping sweat. Does it make you unproductive as well? Lemme know.

Sunday, July 5, 2009


So....does anyone else feel the urge to just pull on his mohawk??
I know I do!!

Align CenterAnd then that smile!!And those dimples!!I have one thing to say about this Sexy Man....

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Friday, July 3, 2009

Jackson in Girlfriend

He might be starring in this role which was passed along to him from his fellow band mate Jared. Read Article on the movie Girlfriend

Lets hope this movie gets made.....we can all use more Jackson in our daily life.

Jackson Porn

Compliments of Twifans.com

Feel the need to send Monkey Mail?

As some of the Twilight people know, Mr. Rathbone (god why does he have such a naughty sounding last name) and a few of his buddies have a band called 100 Monkeys. You can send them guitar picks-they are in dire need of them.
100 Monkeys
P.O.Box 48617
Los Angeles, CA 90015

Some people don't like their music, some people do. I like their music. It took me a few times-okay months-to listen to them. I turned the music on and was like shut it off.....making my ears bleed. Seriously, I couldn't stand the music. I am being honest here. Then one day, I was in a really crappy crappy mood and went to my trusty Myspace and clicked on Jello......and I laughed hysterically at the made up song. Then I made my way to the music again....I slowly started liking it. Now it is like I will listen to them here, I will even drive to PA to listen to them there, I will listen to them anywhere.

So he is one HOT SEXY MONKEY! I want him to be my Monkey Man....

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Jackson Rathbone in all his hotness

For the month of July, we are going to be featuring Jackson Rathbone and his character Jasper Hale. We will be posting seriously sexy pictures of him that will require a towel to wipe up the drool puddle left on your computer desk. We will run stories on him, provide hot videos and several other little goodies. So check in often for updates. If you have suggestions for this month with Jackson, please post them in the comments.